this night is flawless

month

August 2011

poehler-bear: I didn’t ask for this!

Bacon&egg&cheese, ibuprofen, and watching Spongebob with my sunglasses. 21st birthday was a success

Red headed slut right at midnight (that I spilled all over myself because I was already drunk), guy I like buying me a super strong/delicious drink, delicious sour drink that Erica suggested, try to go to the bathroom but end up walking in on people having sex, standing out the sunroof of Curtis’ car and screaming IT’S MY BIRTHDAY through Davis square, peeing at the ice rink in...

“I would never follow anyone who uses the word swag because I HATE that word”

thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: On last night’s Conan, Louis C.K. debuted some new material that will likely make its way onto his recently renewed TV show before long. [teamcoco.]

This is how Jasmine asks us to let her inside.

Keith Urban | Long Hot Summer Wanna jump in my...