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February 2012

January 2012

Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?

Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.

“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad...”

– Mindy Kaling (via rufustfirefly, megalong)

whowantconflik asked: wait you go to harvard?

“I told Looch if he scored to do the Gronkowski…. Go Patriots.”

– Andrew Ference (On NESN)