this night is flawless

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, THIS IS GREG. HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND WE ARE IN LOVE. SAY HI, GREG.

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HONEY, IS THIS ABOUT HOW NOBODY ASKED YOU TO THE WINTER FORMAL?

FIRST OF ALL, MOM, NO, AND SECOND OF ALL GREG JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.

HONEY, PLEASE. IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT-

I WON’T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT, MOM. OR ANY NIGHT UNTIL PROBABLY APRIL, BECAUSE I’LL BE STAYING HERE AT GREG’S. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE NOW. GREG, SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOTHER, WHO IS LEAVING NOW.

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THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, GREG. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS.

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I LOVE YOU TOO.

fartwithheadphoneson:

FUCKING EXCEPTIONAL

(Source: disneyfaceswap)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

STOP CALLIN STOP CALLIN’ I DON’T WANT TO THINK ANY MORE!

I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

CALL ALL YOU WANT BUT THERE’S NO ONE HOME AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

‘CAUSE I’M OUT IN THE CLUB AND I’M SIPPIN’ THAT BUB AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

self-destructingmachines:

wrecstasy:

oh my god

dying.

(Source: garrett-rockstar, via pictureofnecessity)

dressmeinsin:

yourcuntingdaughter:

bloooodbank:

flowerbar:

charazord:

bigtuboflaird:

cigarsandsinglemalts:stfuconservatives:

U GUISE THIS IS SO SAD :’(

This is what an abortion looks like at 10 weeks. They removed the baby with rusty knives and just left it in a train station to die. Pro-“choice” people don’t care that this baby could have saved the world. Who knows what it might have become? A doctor? A lawyer? We’ll never know, because ABORTION.

This a hunk of bullshit, if you do proper research, you shall see that a fetus does not resemble that in the slightest after 10 weeks. At this stage its feet and hands are ONE TENTH OF AN INCH. Now im not trying to start off an abortion debate, my point is simply make sure that your argument is based upon FACT before making a bold statement that attacks another side. 

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Is that Voldemort

I can’t stop LAUGHING that’s Voldemort in Deathly Hallows Part 2

this looks like a dead old man/burn victim you are all fucking stupid a fetus at 10 weeks looks like a fucking baby chicken to me

omg voldie

this is the best. you either are not a fucking moron and realize that this is voldemort or youre a fucking moron and think this is an actual fetus and get defensive over abortions. are you serious?